The Federal Republic of The New Virgin Islands is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.234 billion New Virgin Islanders are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Islander economy, worth 153 trillion Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,566 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenage girls worry that they'll be unpopular if their skirts aren't short enough, employers are keenest on employees who lack family values, TNVI-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, and fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The New Virgin Islands's national animal is the Man, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The New Virgin Islands is ranked 20,248^th in the world and 52^nd in Concord for Highest Food Quality, scoring 116.36 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.